CAST:  St Peter, St Michael, Nietzsche, Thomas Aquinas, Lonergan, Plato, Aristotle

(St. Peter and St Michael comes in with tabs. There is a table at the side with a laptop and two boards( St Peter and Registration)

Pet: Aree wah… 98 likes and 38 comments within just 2 hours. See I had just posted a pic of my old fishing net.

Mic: Wow… let me see… Aree wah.. even Mary Magdeline has commended ha

Pet: oye… Mind on business… (keeps it hiding) So lets get down to work (Peter sits down)

Mic: (Checks the mail) Boss there are five who have applied for today’s tickets to heaven.

Pet: haahhh…. Only five ! After Lucifer had launched his website and facebook page the no coming to our sites have reduced considerably

Mic: What is more… I just read his latest update that there is free wi-fi in hell. I am thinking of making a visit down there once a while… the net in heaven is really slow……

Pet: What do… anyway lets call the applicants.

Mic: No 1.. come in.. Nietzsche (comes in and he is checked to detect dangerous materials. It beeps when comes near head) There is something dangerous in his brain.

Pet: Hmmmm… why are you here?

Nit: That is what I am also wondering. By the way what you guys doing here?

Pet: My dear, going through your facebook profile and timeline I see that you have posted a lot of atheistic stuff…..so….

Nit: So what.. You have your way. I have mine. As for the best way that does not exist.

Mic: But … Faith in God……

Nit: God? … God…(upset). God is dead…..Is man merely a mistake of god or God merely a mistake of man? (peter an Michael looks at each other. Peter gets call)

Pet: Hello .. Yes Jesus… yes… ok yes …yes. (cut the call) Jesus says that he had at least proclaimed that he was dead.  By saying god is dead. So keep him on the waiting list. (micheal leads him to a chair)

Mic: No 2…. Thomas Aquinas …..(checking process)

Pet: Why are you here?

TA: As the soul has some capacity to have a existence apart from body I am here. (Pet and Mic wonders)

MIc: Can you make it a little simpler?

TA: In simple words … for form of man is in mater, and is separate according to the power that is proper to man namely according to intellect… soooo (Pet takes water to drink but Michael drinks it )

Pet: Hold on.. hold on… we shall come back to you later Please take a seat…

Mic: No 3 Lonergan…

Per:  Why are you here?

Lon: It is simple…. From my experience, understanding and judgement I was able to make a decision to undergo intellectual conversion, moral conversion and religious conversion,,,and …..( Pet and Mic looks at each other..Mic pours water and gives to Pet)

Mic: Wati.. wait… what do you want now? Just to get a ticket to heaven right?….Please don’t complicate the matters……(takes him to the seat)

Mic: No 4 Plato

Pet: Why are you here in heaven?

Pla: Heaven??? Ohh heaven!!!!!  Peter you are lucky really lucky…(Pet looks surprised) Lucky that you met me. Now listen..(takes Pet by hand) this is not the real heaven. The real heaven is somewhere beyond the heavens in the world of ideas…..

Mic: St. Peter.!!!!! ( Mic brings him back and gives him some water and leads Plato to the seat)

Pet: Ok call the next one…

Mic: No 5 Aristotle

Pet: Why are you here?

Ari: Every being has two factors, a potential factor and an active factor. In human soul too there is an act as well as potency. The potency of human soul…….

Pet: Ohhhh please…stop it…(checks water but its already over) takes the phone and make a call.

Pet: Hello ..Jesus .. there is a problem there are some people with some crack ideas

Jes: (voice only) Truly truly I tell you. They are not crack ideas.. Men on earth call them philosophy. For further information contact the following no …..( no of fr Rector)

Mic: Philosophy?? What is that?

All: ( Stands up and ready to answer) ohhh philosophy… that is …

Pet : Enough ……Please …there is no more water….let me make the call.

Rct: Hello…. Divyadaan Salesian institute of Philosophy

Pet: Hello… Peace be with you. So father I am Peter calling from heaven. I would like to study what philosophy is all about.

Rct: Oh Peter …. You want to study philosophy ? ok ….. but why..?? ( Mic takes the phone)

Mic: hello father.. Peter just wants to update himself…..

Rct: ok ok……..Ok Ok….you are most welome.

Pet: (to the philosophers) So … you guys wait here .. I will make a visit to earth and learn what philosophy is .. and on my return I will make a decision concerning you.

Mic: Boss… let us update our status….(both updates with tabs) GOING TO EARTH TO STUDY PHILOSPY…….

Pet: let us also take a selfie…..( both pose for selfie)